Jesus loves Madonna?

I know I am late to the story, but I dont follow media really much (if at all). But when i read somewhere that Madonna dates some guy named Luv Jesus?
I mean, come on, that even our weird life cannot come up with that, right? Even the age would fit though :-).
So question is, what do you do when you are alone, you two? Couple of mother/son kisses on evening?
Never mind :-), at least they will win the most religious couple of hollywood which is not aproved by Pope award.
Still love some her songs though