Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Oil Delivery Guy

I volunteer today to be the one who takes a day off and will wait for our heating oil delivery. Thea never really liked that guy anyway (he was mosly looking at me :-)) and I also have more free days left.
I of course once she left I got bath and than started panic about what to dress for such important occasion and after abou half a hour of changing dress and accessories, choice fallen to short red bathrobe and silk towel on head .-). I chose some ugly thick socks (with one hole even on right dummy finger) to really look like not prepared (we dont want him to think i did it on purpose, right?).
It was long three hours which i spent mostly thinking all possible scenarios around (which all ended in bed or on table :-) and when I was rethought about everything, the door bell rang. I messed my hairs a bit in front of mirror and went nervously to open the door downstairs in public hallway.
I excused about that he surprised me (of course) and led him to basement where tank is stored and unlocked the room so he can fill the tank. Than i told him that i will wait upstairs for bill and went up. I couldn't overlooked how this thirty something guy was looking up my legs as I was slowly walking upstairs.
I left the doors open and waiting if he would come up that i can execute my other hidden plan (that he would see me in bra and shorts) but he didn't came. So I took bra on me and shirt with front opening and sat by table and was reading some boring newspapers. He came up in about 20 minutes and opened doors by knocking on them. I was sitting on chair with one leg up holding my knee and reading. I stood up as he came, smiled and asked about some bill details. He started to write the bill and I eyeballed a bit because it was even more expensive than i thought (5 cents per littre more) and neighbours expected as well. I asked about it and he went sad a bit, explaining about price changes day to day etc. All the time looking to my lips and shirt, i think if i would ask him if i wear glasses he wouldnt know. Than something came out of his mouth. "Lady, if I would ever get to see Your boobs I would be in all heaven." I laughed nervously (it was a shock and in reality it is always harder than in dreams!) and making fun told him, that I can show him my new bra if he would charge us price per littre as if we would take all 5000 littre (difference was about 300Eur at that time) even though we took only 1200l.
He all darkened in face and rewrote the bill! Now what? I was not really expecting it (or was hoping he wouldnt do it!). I started to blush as well incredibly and opened the shirt. Blood filled my head so i hardly heard what he said (something as wow i think :-) and than i closed the shirt and much relieved asked if he liked the bra. He said that BH was indeed nice but more liked something else .-)). I started to feel a bit bad about that now it is gone and he lost almost 300 Eur but thanked him with cute smile and told him to have a nice day. He all in dreams left the flat and said "see You next time".
Than I had to think about it all day until Thea came back. When asked about the price, i told her "don't ask" and smiled. Neighbours was also very surprised, but were happy nevertheless .-).

I later got a flower in our mail box, I assume it was from him. My cute Oil delivery guy...

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